Varying Symptoms

Ok ya'll i'm gonna talk about a subject I just KNOW the boys don't want to have ANYTHING to do with ... but I'm suffering and dang it ... I wanna blog about it! So it's that lovely time of the month for me and my cycles are a little different than everyone else's. Most girls are on a 4 week cycle ... yours truly, however, is on a 8-week cycle. The problem is that we all know those horrible symptoms known to cause PMS (Pre-Menstrual Syndrome) also comes with our cycles. They're usually pretty consistent but mine seem to vary tremendously. Does anyone else have that problem? Like my last cycle in February, I got back pain, my breasts swoll up and were very sensitive, I had bad cramps after the start of the cycle and I was ravenous before the cycle but not after it started. Once my cycle started I didn't want to eat at all. Now with this current cycle (it started yesterday 3/25) I had a little bit of back pain but not prior to the cycle, it started when the cycle started, I wasn't ravenous before the cycle, I have cramps again but this time around I'm eating like a horse during my cycle. Check this out; today I had a huge bowl of fruit, plantain chips and some twizzlers before lunch ... I finished munching at 12:55pm and I went to lunch with a friend at 1:00pm, WTF?!?!?!?! I had a LARGE bowl of soup and I don't feel full AT ALL!!!! Isn't that frightening?!?!?! I ate ALL of that stuff and I don't feel full at all, on the contrary, I feel like I could eat more and my eyes are currently roving my desk for snacks. It's unbelievable! I feel like i'm a bottomless pit that will not be satisfied no matter how much I eat and to top it all off, Robert and I are going to be headed to Dinosaur BBQ tonight!!!!! Do you know how big their servings ARE?! I highly recommend that if you haven't tried this place ... you should! You should probably like meat too ... you get ALOT of that, it's a great rib spot! On top of that, I didn't go to the gym today b/c of my cramps and the fact that I felt like garbage that fell out of the dump truck and was swept to the wayward side of street where I was trodden on and kicked into the drain stormage and roasted for a few days until the rain came and swept me into the bowels of the subway stations and floated aimlessly until I came to a rest upon another muddy pile of trash where a Rat came by and pissed on me before a myriad of subway trains ran me over in their pursuit of a destination. It's been a long morning OK? So in preparation for this Dinosaur BBQ excursion that Robert and I are about to embark on, once the food for these greedy (not all but some) attorneys finally arrives. You know, they complained about having the same places over and over and so I tried to give them a variety and one of them had the audacity to come up to me and complain about having a variety?! She claimed that the food was "awful" and she hadn't even tried it yet ... it was "awful" because they gave her a small portion. You just can't please everyone, I guess. Luckily, I don't care that much! Muwahahahahaha! Anyways, I can't believe I went on that severe of a tangent ... I ended up, after lunch, going to Daffy's across the street from where I work (their stuff is so janky ... it's completely questionable! LOL!) and bought a pair of elastic pants to switch into on our way up to Dinosaur BBQ so that I can eat uninhibited. LMAO... imagine that ... me? Inhibited while I eat? Good grief... I must plan on rolling home. I may very well end up catching a cab although that's most likely improbable. Bus? Trains? I'm going to be up in HARLEM.... one never knows. Well, I should get back to work, right? I'm such a slacker. LOL! *^_^* Ciao!