Yogurt Covered Pretzels

Dang ya'll! Finding these little buggers called "yogurt covered pretzels" to eat is a HASSLE!!! I can't believe it's June 2008 already!!!!! OMG!!!! Anyways ... I'm totally all over the charts today. I'm finally back from Colorado Springs ... for Christine Lee's wedding ... well she's officially Christine Lynch now. I dont' know if she plans to take on his full name or just hyphenating. But Teresa did make a very funny comment; her child nickname amongst us cousins was "flee" but now that her last name is about to be Lynch we can call her "flynch"!!!!! ROFL!!!!!! Craziness anyways ... I know this is public domain ... so I think I will keep the family "hot-ghetto-mess-ness" off of public information. In case the wrong person stumbles upon this blog and gets their feelings hurt, ya know? The last thing I need is to cause more discension among the ranks. I think I've ruffled enough feathers in my lifetime and I'm sure I'll be ruffling many more before my time is up! I expect to! *^_^*

Man ... I don't care if I gross the dudes out but, I am SO GLAD that my monthly is here! I am tellin you! It has been 3 weeks of premenstruating for me; all this grubbin' and bloatin' and mood swingin' like Tarzan ... wow ... i'm glad that it's just going to be OVER!!!! The bloat can go, the cow-like eating, the tazmaniac devilish temper tantrums .... man, I cannot wait to go back to NORMAL. I'm tellin y'all ... for example ... this morning? I was on the train (4,5,6 - If you live where I live ... and if you live in Cali ... you can compare it to the 405 & 5 fwys - You hate life during the morning commute on this line ... talk about learning patience! It really tries it!). Between the delays from other trains, sick customers, rude fellow commuters, sick-cacophonous screaming children and undeservingly self-righteous buggy pushing moms ... I was NOT in a good mood and my patience was riding the line ... and this guy just had to push my buttons! He was getting on at the 86th street station and people were getting in and I was in the middle of the train already but nobody was pushing closer to me so I didn't feel the need to take the 2 steps to line up like a sardine to the neighbor on my right. Well this guy looks around at me and this other woman standing to my left and says "what are you doing?" and he motions using his hands gesticulating for us to move further into the train and so I shift a little to the right coz i'm not sure that he's talking to me or not.

Well as soon as he sees me and my neighbor moving he opens his diseased mouth and says "yeah, yeah, yeah" in this horribly condescending tone like we were supposed to move for him ... OMG ... did that EVER incite my anger!!!! I drew out the ugliest, nastiest, meanest, most loathed dirty look I had for him!!! He took one look at me and knew he had done the WRONG thing ... he looked away so quickly, he never picked his gaze up again for the rest of the ride ... i'm sure because he could feel me burning a friggin' hole in his head! But I set my will to forgive, for I have the blessings! Oh lord! God forgive me I can be so mean! All right I just wanted to get it out ... I'll forget it now. Forgive and forget. Hahahahaha see why I'm so glad that my monthly is here???? It is these sorts of moments that absolutely need not be present! LOL!!!! Atleast it's also some sort of comic relief for others!