Lost Vegas

Yo! So i'm back from sin city aka Las Vegas. Goodness ... can I just point out how "over-the-top" that city is?! It's ridiculous! Everything is BIG! I don't think they know the word "moderation" or it's definition. I think they selectively weed that out of their vocabulary! I spent 2 days eating, shopping, eating, walking, eating, talking, eating, gambling and eating! I felt like I ate enough for a month while I was there! I was ready to come home to NYC though. I had my fill of my parents and that place. Now dont' get me wrong by my previous comment. I miss and love my parents very much but ... DAYUM!!!! Sometimes you just gotta give it a REST!! The best word to describe my parents would be "doting". Goodness and are they EVER ... I don't think I got a moment to myself once! Except on the last night when I told my parents I was going to bed and then when my sister and I got to our room and I finalized all of my packing; I told her that I wanted to be alone and I went down to the casino (to lose more money) and to have some ME time. Speaking of LOSING MONEY hahahahahaha goodness I am soooo bitter with my sister and mom! I was up $50 on the nickel slots when they decided to drag me over to a quarter slot and lose my $50!!!! On top of losing my $50 ... we each pitched an extra $20 for a grand total of $110 that the quarter slot ate up! I was soooo pissed! Then the next day while we were at the Wynn Hotel, I was up $30 and then AGAIN they drug me over to the damn quarter slot and we proceeded to lose my $30 plus we each put in $30 on top of that for a total of $120 lost at THAT quarter slot! I was soooo angry!!!!! I could have won $80!!!!!!! But nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! No more quarter slots for me. .. it's just ridiculous! Couldn't they see that I was WINNING and that they were LOSING the first time around?! Why did they have to try it a SECOND time?! Ugh .... then of course when I was down in the casino by lonesome I was absolutely determined to win back my lost $50 so I played on the slots. At first I lost $60 (yikes!) but then I won it all back at this one slot and I thought that maybe I could win some more but alas no .... I lose $40 more dollars and would have lost the last $20 if my brain hadn't kicked in and told me to STOP! In the naaame of looooooveee! Hahahahaha LOL jk ... anyways ... so I lost $40 by myself on top fo the $50 for a total of $90 that I was definitely NOT intending on losing ... but I guess that's what greed will do to ya huh?

So I'm going to talk about a really, really girly topic here: Have ya'll ever gotten vaginal discharge that is clear and goopy kind of egg-white like? Well I have and am ... and I've gotten it on many occassions in the past and have always wondered what it was. I meant to do research on it sooner but have continually forgotten as nothing terrible has come of it except for extra laundry. Whatever. So I finally looked it up online and turns out that this "goopy" stuff is actually called Cervical Mucus, I know it sounds gross right? But it's actually quite important and closely linked with your estrus cycle. When you get that thick, egg-white like, goopy stuff is when you are "most fertile" according to the experts. The reason for this is the release of the hormone progesterone after you ovulate causes this abrupt change in the mucus structure. The mucus acts as a cervical protection/lubricant and is also a sort of natural "sperm bank". It keeps sperm alive for several days (or atleast the ones that are strong enough to make through the mucus, those that can't get trapped in the vaginal canal and are killed by the acidity of the vagina. This is also a sort of natural selector for the strongest sperm, equating to the best genes for your offspring, women are so awesome! Even if we're not on a conscious level purposely thinking of the best for our offspring, our body is naturally taking steps towards it. We are so perfectly engineered!). Immediately following ovulation (release of an ovum) is when we are most fertile because the egg can only be fertilized 12-48 hours post release from the ovary before it begins to degrade. So it's a natural alert from our body (if you want to get pregnant) that it's most fertile and capable of conception, it literally is a biological clock. You may notice that generally during this time is when you are most "horny" but at the same time you might be so grossed out that you don't want your partner to see this that women don't end up having sex during this period, which may account for why it's sometimes more difficult for some women to get pregnant. I have NO intentions of getting pregnant AT ALL, but in case someone really wants to know ... hopefully this information will help you out. Additionally for those women out there who are having unprotected sex, if you have no intention of becoming pregnant and are also NOT on the pill it may be best to avoid sex during this time as during this Cervical Mucus production stage is when you have the highest chance of becoming pregnant. Generally 2 weeks after you see the production of this cervical mucus is when you will start your period or menstrual cycle. All right ... that's enough for me! *^_~* Catch ya'll soon!

Ronny & Scooter say "Hiiiii!"